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- Name:
- Trey Thoelcke
- Sex:
- M
- Home:
- Chicago suburbs
- Height:
- 5'7"
- Eyes
- brown
- Hair Color:
- brown, mostly
- Nicknames:
- none that I can get anyone to admit to calling me
- Pen Names:
- John Trey, Tracy Lesman
- Favorite TV Show:
- trying hard not to have one
- Favorite Board Game:
- chess (yeah, right)
- Favorite Magazine:
- Fiction Writer, Speculations, F&SF, Glimmer Train, many others
- Favorite Smell:
- fresh cut grass, fresh bread, all the usual cliches
- Favorite Salad Dressing:
- ranch
- Worst Feeling in the World:
- humiliation
- Biggest Fear:
- ruining someone's life
- Best Feeling in the World:
- receiving spontaneous displays of affection
- Favorite Things to do on Weekends:
- write, work on the house, play with my daughter
- Favorite Soundtrack:
- can't think of any
- What is the first thing you think of when you wake in the morning?:
- Oh no, not again.
- You can't start the day until you:
- shower
- Do you get motion sickness?:
- rarely
- Have you ever gone skinny dipping?:
- no, honest
- Do you make fun of people?:
- who, me?
- Roller Coasters --Deadly or Exciting?:
- Boring
- Pen or Pencil:
- keyboard
- How many rings before you answer the phone?:
- depends on whether or not I want to answer
- Future son's name:
- Lancelot (just kidding)
- Future daughter's name:
- Dakota (kidding again, maybe)
- Favorite foods:
- raspberries, frozen custard, pasta, ribs, etc.
- Do you get along with your parents?:
- yes
- Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
- no
- Favorite Ice Cream:
- butter pecan
- Croutons or Bacon Bits:
- croutons
- Do you like to drive?:
- sure
- Thunderstorms -- Cool or Scary:
- cool
- What kind of car was your first car?:
- a hand-me-down
- If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be?:
- me, when I was 12
- Favorite Alcoholic Drink:
- handcrafted beer
- Who is your favorite poet/author?:
- me (just kidding)
- Do you eat the stems of broccoli?:
- of course
- One pillow or two?:
- two
- Favorite Color:
- dark green
- If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be?
- mysterious, reclusive, best-selling author
- If you could dye your hair any color, what would it be?:
- I'd rather shave than dye
- If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be?:
- something deeply personal that I'd see every day but which would
otherwise be easily overlooked
- Have you ever been in love?:
- yes
- What is on the walls in your room?:
- pictures drawn by my daughter, stucco, dust
- What's on your mouse pad?:
- photo of my wife and daughter
- What's on your monitor?:
- post-its, a picture of my daughter
- Is the glass half empty or half full?:
- yes
- What is your favorite Snapple?:
- no thanks
- Favorite Movies:
- Shawshank Redemption, Animal House, Toy Story, Brazil, etc.
- Are you a Righty, a Lefty, or Ambidextrous?:
- righty
- Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?
- most of the time
- Pets:
- two dogs (they're not really ours, honest--so what if they're not going
anywhere)
- Favorite Type of Music:
- jazz, celtic, Caribbean, surf, etc.
- If you could be one gardening tool, what would you be?:
- scarecrow
- If asked nicely, you'd admit to knowing about:
- The Lollipop Dragon
- You can probably be bribed with:
- that would be telling
- What is under your bed?:
- I don't want to think about it
- What is your favorite number?:
- 3
- What is your dream car?:
- one that's comfortable, gets me where I'm going, and never needs repairs or refueling
- Hobbies:
- reading, writing, playing with my daughter
- Toothpaste:
- whatever
- Favorite town to chill in:
- Estes Park CO, Madison WI, home
- Favorite Drink (Non-Alcoholic):
- green tea, limeade, Dr Pepper
- Adidas, Nike, or Reebok:
- whatever's on sale
- Favorite perfume/cologne:
- you must be kidding
- Favorite Web Site:
- The Rumor Mill, SFF.NET, Webrats, NAW, Jackhammer
- Favorite Subject in School:
- lunch (just kidding), independent reading program (I ruined the curve in that one)
- Least Favorite Subject:
- gym
- What do you look for in the opposite sex?:
- not on the prowl, but as for people in general, sincerity and openess
- What is your favorite sport to watch?:
- basketball
- You would most like to be adopted by which Clarion instructor?:
- Maureen McHugh
- In the Clarion yearbook, you will probably be voted the boy/girl most
like to:
- be forgotten
- If you could bring only one reference book to Clarion it would be:
- Internet access
- No one would guess that you had written:
- poetry
- When folks get to Clarion, they should look for you. You will be the
one:
- holding up the back wall
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